Breakfast:
1 large bowl of seasonal fruit with muesli and plain yoghurt (eaten at Cafe Eleven Forty Five down the road from me). Felt guilty for putting sugar in my coffee instead of sweetener in the first cup. But rectified my “terrible” error and added sweetener to the rest of my coffee consumed throughout the day… (about 7 more cups)…. (but it’s freezing cold. Bite me.)
Lunch:
1 tuna and *gasp!* mayonnaise sarmie with 2 slices of *gasp!*… white bread! Does it make it less sinful that I added chopped cucumber and tomato? Brain keeps screeching: “Mayo is evil fattening food of-the-devil and should NEVER be eaten by anyone wanting to lose weight! And white bread!!!? Don’t you know – that WHITE bread is completely prohibited!!!???“
Supper:
2 toasted pita’s with skinless, grilled chicken breast and a bit of mayo. Brain says: “Again… WHITE pita! Refined carbohydrates! VERY bad!!! And more mayo? Shouldn’t the consumption of mayo be forbidden forever?”
Snacks:
2 pink marshmallows. Brain: “Now you’ve completely blown it! Sweets! You pathetic loser! Give up now with this stupid ‘moderation’ idea and embark upon a strict diet immediately!!!”
1 bowl of popcorn eaten whilst watching movie on TV. Brain: “Was that popcorn air-popped? No? It wasn’t? Then consider that little indulgence a big, fat “F” for “FAIL” on your diet report card!”
Perhaps you’re wondering what on earth I’m going on about…. and why I’m documenting food intake? But no worries – I will explain more in great detail in my next post! Let’s just say for now that I haven’t lost the plot… in fact, I think I’ve finally begun to find it! x
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